Patch Pack #1

(AKA, "The Sorta Goth Gang")

With this set, you'll get
FASHION AND DEPRESSION
the "glamorous" BETTE DAVIS
PROPHETIC VISIONS (but you knew that already)
SIOUX-WEE AND THE MUNCHIES
DON KNOTS ...sure! why not!
GOTH MEE-MAW! now you can't unsee it!! MUAHAHAHA!
OH GOD, A DRACULA!******
and finally a tabloid style BROWN PROMO PATCH

******(heavy mouth breathing, clogged nasal tone) "UHHH, akschully, that's not a dracoola, that's my OC, his nambe is Count Spoopy VonDoopy, he's a bisexual vegan, and recently he dyed his hair purple and he thinks he might be NB, but he's also kinda racist... him and fluttershy go on adventu......**fades out**
YOU HAVE DIED FROM EXPOSURE.
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