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"LED HEADLIGHTS" Bumper sticker

$5.00

Please don't put this on your car.

I know we all feel this way. The seething hatred for this anathema of technological mayhem runs deep in all of our souls and retinas, BUT it's probably not a good idea to display this on the rear end of a vehicle. Of course it also goes without saying, but please don't kill anyone with LED headlights. I'm certain that 99.9% of people will realize this is a silly joke but there's always a cop with a stick up his ass or a crazy person with a gun, and maybe we as a nation just shouldn't chance it.
This is America, Goddamn it.
I cannot be held responsible for any consequences of you putting this on your car, or the actions of anyone else upon viewing said sticker, but hell, I'm not a cop or your dad, and you're gonna do what you want.

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